I can’t remember exactly what happened with that video of Kate Upton topless on a horse that TMZ pulled down. I think it turned out that it wasn’t really Kate Upton and maybe the horse was actually Khloe Kardashian and it was just one giant puddle of disappointment. But, now, the woman who doesn’t want to be seen as a sex object is back up on the horse with her top open, getting paid to share her intellect and personality with the world.
In news equally relevant to your dramatically unrealistic masturbation fantasies, it looks like Kate is done with her Russian ballroom dancer boyfriend:
“Maks has been telling friends that he is no longer bringing Kate to a wedding that they were both scheduled to attend together” — a source to RadarOnline
The couple have faced many challenges in their burgeoning relationship, most notably their individual travel schedules and their similar unslakable thirst for cock. To be fair, I wasn’t sure that Maksim Chmerkovskiy was actually gay until I read that part about punishing his girlfriend by not taking her to a wedding he’s attending. That’s queerer than the dude who suggests hot tubbing at an all-guys party. No offense to my friend Christopher whose parents presciently gave him a gay name decades before he even made the hot tub suggestion.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash
